Please excuse me while I walk over your husband’s corpse like he’s nothing and upon entering the room, ignore your traumatised child in his crib and instead clutch your lifeless body in a demonstration of my love for you: creepy and entirely unhelpful
i love how everyone just knows what this is referencing
John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)
Fertility 2.0 | Android Jones.
this tweet is all i need to go on
nice asses are so important i need to see at least one nice ass a day to maintain a healthy lifestyle
He looks so strange without the mustache.
You mean damn fine.
Omfg he’s so fucking hot without the mustache
Overheard before the march:
'Daddy, why are we protesting?'
'Because little kids are being killed in #Gaza and we should always stand up for those who need it'
'Thats so sad, why are they being killed daddy?'
'Because there are very bad people in the world with too much power. Remember I taught you about the Nazis?'
'Yes daddy, I remember'
'Well the Nazis are still around pumpkin, they call themselves Zionists now'
Parenting: he’s doing it right.
So delicate Flowergirls by Lim Zhi Wei / Love Limzy, Malaysian artist.
I love this